Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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