Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Randomize
