i jhust puked up my retainher.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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