So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Randomize
