I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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