Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
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