maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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