do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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