Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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