I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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