grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Randomize
