So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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