He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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