I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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