do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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