i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I party with great urgency now.
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