There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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