So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
This baby is an asshole
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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