using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
Welp...herpes.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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