In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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