I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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