Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Randomize
