Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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