Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
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