More tranny stories later!
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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