did you get engaged???
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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