Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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