i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
only you would photoshop your dick
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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