thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Randomize
