He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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