On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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