Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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