Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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