absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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