Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
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