brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
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