from now on my penis is your penis
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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