CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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