am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
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