Are we in a gay sports bar?
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Randomize