the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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