OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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