Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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