Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Randomize
