I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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