What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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