that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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