I hate your face
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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