was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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