I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
i out mim tonsoeep
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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