Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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