its not stalking. its research.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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