But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Just cropdusted the office
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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