He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
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