the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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