Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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