I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Randomize
